Thank goodness the NBA season is here--
otherwise ESPN would have been filled with mullets and "oots" and "aboots."
(no offense, Barry)

Here are my top 5 teams for the Eastern and Western Conference for this season.
(you'll learn that all my predictions are based on zero knowledge and are entirely premature)
As I was saying......
Eastern Conference Western Conference
1. Miami Heat 1. Oklahoma City Thunder
2. Chicago Bulls 2. Dallas Mavericks
3. Boston Celtics 3. San Antonio Spurs
4. New York Knicks 4. L.A. Lakers
5. Orlando Magic 5. L.A. Clippers
Things to expect:
--Tons of highlights from the Clippers
--Superman Dwight Howard to not be in Orlando come March
--Talk about firing new Laker head coach Mike Brown
--Wizards lose 40+ games (66 game season)
